Cheated on his wife with the first woman he met and regretted it

Maid cleaned the room, but got a dick instead of money

Come here, if you cum from your fingers, you'll have a 2nd orgasm from your dick

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Honey, do you know that you have to pay for expensive vacations with sex?

Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck

She showed me her tits, so I fucked her - as long as they're giving it to me, I should take it 😅